artist Posted September 6, 2003 Report Share Posted September 6, 2003 SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. TYRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part. SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water. SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted September 6, 2003 Report Share Posted September 6, 2003 REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.artist, i'd have you as my remote control anytime, although i think i know the right button to push - MUTE! ;) :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2003 REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.artist, i'd have you as my remote control anytime, although i think i know the right button to push - MUTE! ;) :lol: :lol: Maybe there's another way to shut me up! ;) :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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