Planning

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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are getting married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop.

Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob asks the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "I sure am."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

 

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

 

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

 

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, Phylosan and drugs for Parkinson's disease?"

 

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

 

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

 

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "Do you sell wheelchairs, comfort cushions, walking frames and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds, sizes and types."

Jacob: "Adult incontinence pants and pads?"

 

Pharmacist: "Sure."

 

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."

[andsome]

Brilliant.