artist Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 There's a mole on my neck that's growing a hairWhen I was younger it wasn't thereA lot of things changed since I've grown olderlike my fallen arches and this hump on my shoulderYesterday I noticed a twitch in one eyeand spots on my hand that resemble a flyI used to be able to party all nightbut now to stay awake until five is a fightMy breasts used to be firm and quite pertNow I have to be careful they don't drag in the dirtGravity surely has taken its tollWhat was once on the surface is now in a holeThe backs of my arms are wobbly like jellyand I found the remote tucked under my bellyI used to eat steak but now I can't chew itGrowing old gracefully. I don't think I can do it Donna Vickodil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 a sad reflection on your age artist, people of elder years such as yourself should be proud........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 a sad reflection on your age artist, people of elder years such as yourself should be proud...........That's raw :ph34r: For definition, check admin area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Oh you poor old thing. I'm so glad that I have stayed drop dead gorgeous despite the advancing years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 9, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: You horrible lot!!! :angry: The operative words were : 'something to look forward to.....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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