artist Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 Love Ya Darling Of course I love ya darlingYou're a bloody top notch birdAnd when I say yur gorgeousI mean every single wordSo ya bum is on the big sideI don't mind a bit of flabIt means that when I'm readyThere's somethin' there to grabSo your belly isn't flat no moreI tell ya, I don't careSo long as when I cuddle yaI can get my arms around thereNo sheila who is your ageHas nice round perky breastsThey just gave into gravityBut I know ya did ya bestI'm tellin' ya the truth nowI never tell ya liesI think its very sexyThat you've got dimples on ya thighsI swear on me nana's grave nowThe moment that we metI thought u was as good as I Was ever gonna getNo matter wot u look likeI'll always love ya dearNow shut up while the footy's on And get me another beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 i like that one, are you considering running courses on chauvanism??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 I'm really beginning to wonder about you artist!!! :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 8, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 I'm really beginning to wonder about you artist!!! :unsure:I just thought it was funny! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moon Posted September 8, 2003 Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 There are some exceptionally creative Australian poets. This isn't one of them :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 8, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2003 There are some exceptionally creative Australian poets. This isn't one of them :DBut it was FUNNY! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Are you sure you're not changing into a bloke? Welcome aboard, it's good to have you on our side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 9, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Are you sure you're not changing into a bloke? Welcome aboard, it's good to have you on our side.Oh, DO be quiet - I had words with Popeye about casting aspersions............. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popeye Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Yes! And just what did happen to my post about that Artist. :unsure: :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 9, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 I have no idea - one minute I was getting abuse from Powerless and LB - then suddenly it was GONE! :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 I have no idea - one minute I was getting abuse from Powerless and LB - then suddenly it was GONE! :huh:my honey, there is no way on this earth that i would profer abuse in your direction.....flowers and chocolates yes, abuse...never!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popeye Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 OH! :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popeye Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Stop that obscene grovelling LB :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 9, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 I have no idea - one minute I was getting abuse from Powerless and LB - then suddenly it was GONE! :huh:my honey, there is no way on this earth that i would profer abuse in your direction.....flowers and chocolates yes, abuse...never!! Sigh and more sigh - :wub: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Stop that obscene grovelling LB :lol:gosh, one tries to be nice to a wonderful, intelligent, good looking lady and all one gets is abuse!!!!! :smart: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Damn ur lickin-that-ass lol. Surely you'd prefer a younger man, more sophisticated but chilled, matured but experimenting B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 cheese is chilled and matured.......redhat are you trying to tell us that you are really cheese....if so, watch out for mr mouse........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Surely you'd prefer a younger man, more sophisticated but chilled, matured but experimenting Redhat.........the age of consent is 16yrs old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 not true, i consented before i was 16......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 ROFL LMAO. "i give you consent to go down..." "..town." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted September 9, 2003 Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 Stop it........... and don't ask what!!! You know what!! :ph34r: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 9, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2003 I have no idea what they're on about! :rolleyes: :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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