artist Posted September 10, 2003 Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 Woman with Attitude!I shave my legs, I sit down to pee And I can justify Any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, But a beauty salon Can get a massage Without a hard-on I can balance the checkbook, Can pump my own gas Can talk to my friends About the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, And yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others When I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles At any cost, And I don't have a problem Admitting I'm lost. I never forget An important date You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late I don't watch movies With lots of gore Don't need instant replay To remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch, And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem With expressing my feelings I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, Get it, you p***k?! * Author Unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted September 10, 2003 Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 nice poem babe......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popeye Posted September 10, 2003 Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 You would say that LB . B) B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted September 10, 2003 Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted September 10, 2003 Report Share Posted September 10, 2003 :DCan pump my own gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Sorry............... I can see no proof that it was a woman behind the wheel of that car, and if it was a woman then the man at the petrol station probably told her he would put the petrol hose away for her.............. and she BELIEVED him!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 ......and if it WAS a woman it was probably staged by a man - sort of thing thay would think is funny! nono :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 Thought I could see a hint of Blonde hair there :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 don't drive in circles At any cost, And I don't have a problem Admitting I'm lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 One but can't help but notice the drivers sex and hair colour :rolleyes: :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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