Guest LB Posted September 17, 2003 Report Share Posted September 17, 2003 ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growingin the middle.BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women go to curl up and dye.CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.MYTH: A female moth.MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a timeTOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted September 17, 2003 Report Share Posted September 17, 2003 GOSSIP:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 I don't believe that you thought those up for yourself. GOOD THOUGH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 18, 2003 Report Share Posted September 18, 2003 ADULT: Good one, but maybe I'm thinking of something it's not! :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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