monkey Posted September 21, 2003 Report Share Posted September 21, 2003 The following are ACTUAL answers give bycontestantson "FamilyFortunes" in the UK. If you ever doubted that thefamilies whoappear on this show are of sub-human intelligence,doubt no longer -they are all morons and Les Dennis is their King... Q. Name something a blind person might useA. A sword Q. Name a song with a moon in the titleA. Blue suede moon Q. Name an occupation where you need a torchA. A burglar Q. Name a dangerous raceA. The ArabsQ. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three MusketeersA. A horse Q. Name something that floats in the bathA. Water Q. Name something you wear on the beachA. A deckchair Q. Name something redA. My cardigan Q. Name a famous royalA. Mail Q. Name a number you have to memoriseA. 7 Q. Name something in the garden that's greenA. Shed Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engineA. A bicycle with wingsQ. Name something you might be allergic toA. Skiing Q. Name a famous bridgeA. The bridge over troubled watersQ. Name something a cat doesA. Go to the toilet Q. Name something you do in the bathroomA. DecorateQ. Name an animal you might see at the zooA. A dog Q. Name something slipperyA. A conmanQ. Name a kind of acheA. Fillet 'O' Fish (What the ?) Q. Name a food that can be brown or whiteA. Potato Q. Name a famous ScotsmanA. JockQ. Name something with a hole in itA. Window Q. Name a jacket potato toppingA. Jam Q. Name a non-living object with legsA. Plant Q. Name a domestic animalA. Leopard Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'A. Knee Q. Name a way of cooking fishA. Cod Q. Name something you open other than a doorA. Your bowels :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted September 21, 2003 Report Share Posted September 21, 2003 You missed out the famous........... name a bird with a long neckNaomi Campbell :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 21, 2003 Report Share Posted September 21, 2003 Something you do before going to bed - Sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 This one is true. Q. Name a dangerous raceA. The Arabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey Posted September 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Nice one Monkey1 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey Posted September 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Nice one Monkey1 :Dyou rememberd :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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