For Andsome

[artist]

I Am A De-sexed p***y Cat

I am a desexed p***y cat, they took me to the vet,

Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet.

The female cats around me just hissed and scratched my face,

And my owners got annoyed with me when I hissed around the place.

So in humiliation for they couldn't face the truth,

I went and showed my discontent by crying on the roof.

Well this got the neighbours going, and in came all the calls,

When I heard the big one saying, "That cat is going to loose his balls."

We were waiting in the waiting room, I was naive I must mention,

Though I did detect some guilty looks and the air was full of tension.

And It must have been my cat instincts that made me loose my cool,

For I felt a great urgency to protect the family jewels.

So I escaped and I took off up the road,

Over a fence, across a yard, and tucked up inside was my load.

The little one caught me, -I cried and pleaded why?

As she handed me over to a man in a coat who stuck a needle into my thigh.

When I came to, - in a dopey sleepy blur,

I felt cold, depressed sore, -I couldn't even purr.

And when I think of all the injustices, cats aint got no rights,

Not like you two legged humans, that stay up and play up all night.

I was just a big fluffy kitten, a randy teenage tom,

But now I'm just a neutered thing, because both of my cods are gone.

So I hang out here on the hearth rug, slowly going crackers

All because some capitalistic, self-righteous vet, went and knicked my knackers.

[doug]

Thought cats and andsome were a no go subject :rolleyes:

[moon]

Adendum;

But when I get to heaven I'll satisfy my thirst

You never know, with a bit of luck my nuts have got there first. :D

[artist]

:lol: :lol:

He doesn't like them - so should get some satisfaction from the poem