Man (!)

[artist]

ELEMENT :

Man

SYMBOL :

Ma

QUANTITIVE :

Accepted at 7 inches though known to be as small as 4 inches.

DISCOVERER :

Eve (discovered by accident when she had a craving for ribs)

OCCURRENCE :

Often found near dual element Wo, usually in high concentrations surrounding a perfect Wo specimen.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1) surface is often covered with hair; bristly in some areas, soft in others.

2) boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense, melts when treated properly.

3) can cause headaches

4) tends to fall into very low energy state directly after reaction with Woman

5) gains considerable mass and loses reactive nature, as specimen ages

6) specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.

7) often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with polluted form of the Woman common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1) all forms desire reaction with Woman, even when no further reaction is possible.

2) may react with several Woman isotopes in a short period under extremly favorable conditions.

3) most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to Woman.

4) usually willing to react with whatever is available. :rolleyes:

5) will be fairly inert and repellant to most other elements when saturated with alcohol.

6) is repelled by most common household appliances and cleansers.

7) is repelled by small children in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.

8) is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.

STORAGE:

1) best results near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favorable reaction style.

USES:

1) heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Woman.

2) can be used in recreational activities.

TESTS:

1) pure specimen will rarely reveal purity

2) reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.

CAUTION:

1) may react extremely violently when another Ma interferes with reaction to a particular Woman specimen.

(All SO true :P )

[monkeyhanger]

Breaking up with powerless has realy hit you bad. :P

I beleive andsome is available some nights. :blush:

[artist]

Breaking up with powerless has realy hit you bad. :P

I beleive andsome is available some nights. :blush:

He deserves someone better than me! ;) :rolleyes:

[andsome]

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