moon Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Still 0-0. Between crackles, it sounds like England are dominating. The commentators are speaking a form of Old Celtic gibberish. There's a repetative pulse which could be a sort of chant or it might be a Mexican Wave in the ether. Heskey is playing, and he's 'back on his feet' whatever that means. Must go. I think the license people are scanning for me. Do you know what they do to prisoners ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 PENALTY TO ENGLANDHe missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 who missed??? and how long to go and any progress yet??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 beckham missed and no progress.....still if we hold on to 0-0 then all should be ok.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 The commentator has taken a personal dislike to a particular Turk. Scholes has had a near miss. Beckham is quietly fuming over his missed penalty. Beckham in a cold fury is very. very bad news for Turkish football. There are towers in the north, south, east and west corners of the ground and the guards are lightly armed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 nil-nil is a cop out surely.... we should be going for victory!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 i have taken a dislike to all turks for the night!!!!!!Beckham wound up is good news.....think back to the greece game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 we dont need to go for victory, just settle for the point and save the best for Euro 2004. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Ooooh I didn't know Beckham got wound up!! .... what happened in the Greece game?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 You don't talk to my wife like that, or else i kill.Hey! nobody talks to my wife like that!Or else i'll kill you.You disrespect my wife like no no you no do that.Where i come from in my country you will killed so you no do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 he scored in the last minute ensuring that we qualified for the world cup......amazing that he has such talent seeing as he is a blonde!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 The Turks are 'impudently flicking' as half time approaches. Is that legal ? Campbell has 'lost his footing'. Who makes his boots ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 The divot to the left of the penalty spot is being scrutinised by 100 million people . There is a scuffle in the tunnel involving 'four or five' players. The riot police have surrounded everybody. I think they might locate me if I don't break broadcast. Good luck, morph. Roger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 ......amazing that he has such talent seeing as he is a blonde!!Not wanting to be detremental to blondes but I think you will find it is highlights darling!! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 so lets get this straight....he is a thick brunette wanting to look like a blonde........maybe he should just have been born blonde in the first place.Moon - good luck in evading the enemy, i hope they don't find you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Safe for the moment. I can see several known Millwall supporters in turbans. They are brutally beating the four hundred Turks piled on top of them. The Poms might get disqualified for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Safe for the moment. I can see several known Millwall supporters in turbans. They are brutally beating the four hundred Turks piled on top of them. The Poms might get disqualified for this.how can you see them on the radio??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Turkish groundsmen are preparing a divot to the left of the penalty spot at the other end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 does that mean the turks have a penalty??? how did they manage that?? :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 nell, i think you need to read the rules of football.....its half time, the groundsmen wouldn't be allowed on the pitch during play!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Yeah..... well...... I haven't got my radio on. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted October 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Radio is largely imagination. I'm sorry if mine has gotten out of control. No, nell, the groundsmen are preparing the divot at the other end because they know that England are going to be awarded another penalty and they want the taker to spoon it like Beckham did at the end they were defending in the first half. Gawd, what happened to Morse ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 morse wasn't blonde.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 B) Not all dumbs are blonde. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 just the females and those called beckham........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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