AlanHo Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 If you keep your butter in the fridge It becomes too hard to spread No matter how much care you take You will smithereen your bread. If you keep it out in the kitchen Especially in the summer It’ll get far too soft and runny Which is equally a bummer So get yourself a butter dish That’s temperature controlled It keeps the butter perfect Whether the room is hot or cold You leave it plugged into a socket You’ll be so glad that you did With butter always perfect It’s cheap at forty quid. I bought a white one for my wife It came as a surprise Especially when she saw the cost It brought tears to her eyes She said “tell me you are joking It’s not worth 40 quid Just to keep your butter soft You’re bonkers if you did”. http://alfille.co.uk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 More money than sense some folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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