catgate Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me!" "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. I just said, " I'm Hillary Clinton's driver. I've just killed the old cow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 I think Lord Ho posted this some weeks ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted September 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 I beg his pardon. I came across it in a corner of my HD that I have not been into for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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