Guest Grim Reaper Posted December 27, 2003 Report Share Posted December 27, 2003 How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where'sthat extra penny going?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours and cry?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted December 28, 2003 Report Share Posted December 28, 2003 The pizza one is just because it's too much effort to create a circle box with a working mechanism - no mystery there - and I recall an incident with the Pepsi & Coke one.The others are definately odd though...that sandwich meat one is going to keep me up tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northamuk Posted December 28, 2003 Report Share Posted December 28, 2003 Just try getting a Pizza out of a circular container without turning it upside down. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted December 28, 2003 Report Share Posted December 28, 2003 Here's one I always worried about. We talk about eyesight but never say earhearing. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 28, 2003 Report Share Posted December 28, 2003 Hmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted December 28, 2003 Report Share Posted December 28, 2003 :P How about this one, over here we tell people to go down the street, turn left and you will be right, Mate! :innocent: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 28, 2003 Report Share Posted December 28, 2003 :P How about this one, over here we tell people to go down the street, turn left and you will be right, Mate! :innocent: :rolleyes:Hmmmmmmmmmm again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nellie2 Posted December 28, 2003 Report Share Posted December 28, 2003 Have you ever tried giving anyone directions whilst on the phone.... without doing the actions??? Nigh on impossible!! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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