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Guest PM Dawn

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the

neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say

the right thing at the right time, but also to leave

unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the harder it is to lose weight,

because by then your body and your fat have gotten

to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the

house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you think there is good in everybody,

you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong,

you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name

is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you

take time to look for it. For example I am sitting

here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals

for forty (40) are " XL".

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