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1. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags

his tail instead of his tongue.

Anonymous

2. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive

evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers

3. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to

go where they went.

Will Rogers

4. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking

your face.

Ben Williams

5. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than

he loves himself.

Josh Billings

6. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andy Rooney

6. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare

and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.

It's the best deal man has ever made.

M. Acklam

7. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike

people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to

mix love and hate.

Sigmund Freud

8. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a

weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

9. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn

around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley

10. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never

washed a dog.

Franklin P. Jones

11. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain

dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few

persons.

James Thurber

12. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

Unknown

13. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is

up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

Joe Weinstein

14. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean,

here we come back from a grocery store with the most

amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must

think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

Anne Tyler

15. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and

dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein

16. Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.

Dave Miliman

17. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,

he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between

a dog and a man.

Mark Twain

18. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will

give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never

would've thought of that!'

Dave Barry

19. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Roger Caras

20. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits

in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

Phil Pastoret

21. My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already

thinks I am.

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Just don't get a bloody CAT. They dig holes in the garden and crap in them, so that when you are putting out plants you get a handful. They stalk and attack songbirds in the garden, then take their booty into the house. There are so many other problems with these wretched animals, that it would take forever to list them. They are VERMIN, get a dog any time. Faithful, obedient, man's best friend etc. It would take too long to list all their virtues.

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Just don't get a bloody CAT.  They dig holes in the garden and crap in them, so that when you are putting out plants you get a handful.  They stalk and attack songbirds in the garden, then take their booty into the house.  There are so many other problems with these wretched animals, that it would take forever to list them.  They are VERMIN, get a dog any time.  Faithful, obedient, man's best friend etc.  It would take too long to list their virtues.

:P

Woof! It is really nice that people appriciate the Poooor oold Doooogs!!!

:censored: :D

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Just don't get a bloody CAT.  They dig holes in the garden and crap in them, so that when you are putting out plants you get a handful.  They stalk and attack songbirds in the garden, then take their booty into the house.  There are so many other problems with these wretched animals, that it would take forever to list them.  They are VERMIN, get a dog any time.  Faithful, obedient, man's best friend etc.  It would take too long to list their virtues.

:P

Woof! It is really nice that people appriciate the Poooor oold Doooogs!!!

:censored: :D

I thought you'd be back pretty smartish

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