flashbackagain Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 1. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous 2. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers 3. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Will Rogers 4. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams 5. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Josh Billings 6. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney 6. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. M. Acklam 7. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. Sigmund Freud 8. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner 9. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley10. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones11. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. James Thurber12. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. Unknown13. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. Joe Weinstein14. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! Anne Tyler15. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein16. Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. Dave Miliman17. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain18. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' Dave Barry19. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras20. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. Phil Pastoret21. My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. Unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 :P Woof, all those people are right!!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Get a dogThey more faithful, Don't cost much, and are always pleased to see you. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Just don't get a bloody CAT. They dig holes in the garden and crap in them, so that when you are putting out plants you get a handful. They stalk and attack songbirds in the garden, then take their booty into the house. There are so many other problems with these wretched animals, that it would take forever to list them. They are VERMIN, get a dog any time. Faithful, obedient, man's best friend etc. It would take too long to list all their virtues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Just don't get a bloody CAT. They dig holes in the garden and crap in them, so that when you are putting out plants you get a handful. They stalk and attack songbirds in the garden, then take their booty into the house. There are so many other problems with these wretched animals, that it would take forever to list them. They are VERMIN, get a dog any time. Faithful, obedient, man's best friend etc. It would take too long to list their virtues.:P Woof! It is really nice that people appriciate the Poooor oold Doooogs!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Just don't get a bloody CAT. They dig holes in the garden and crap in them, so that when you are putting out plants you get a handful. They stalk and attack songbirds in the garden, then take their booty into the house. There are so many other problems with these wretched animals, that it would take forever to list them. They are VERMIN, get a dog any time. Faithful, obedient, man's best friend etc. It would take too long to list their virtues.:P Woof! It is really nice that people appriciate the Poooor oold Doooogs!!! :censored: :D I thought you'd be back pretty smartish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 :P Pant, Pant, I love praise, want me to do tricks for you????I can tell you what you had for Breakfast?? :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 :P Pant, Pant, I love praise, want me to do tricks for you???? :censored: :DDoes Tricks want doing????? Have you asked her??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 :P Hmmm maybe I shouldn't say what you had for Breakfast!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 :P Hmmm maybe I shouldn't say what you had for Breakfast!! :censored: :DNot CORN FLAKES, if that's what you're thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 :P Hmmm maybe I shouldn't say what you had for Breakfast!! :censored: :DNot CORN FLAKES, if that's what you're thinking. :P Nope, sniff, sniff! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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