Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 :P "A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."- Louis Nizer (1902 -1994)"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop"He is a self-made man & worships his creator."- John Bright"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."- Winston Churchill"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."- Winston Churchill"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."- Irvin S. Cobb"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries withgreat pleasure."- Clarence Darrow"He has never been known to use a word that might send a readerto the dictionary."- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from bigwords?"- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)"He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered hissoul."- David Lloyd George"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no timereading it."- Moses Hadas"His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open."- Howard Hughes (about Clark Gable)"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness inothers."- Samuel Johnson"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."- Paul Keating"He had delusions of adequacy."- Walter Kerr"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."- Jack E. Leonard"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any manI know."- Abraham Lincoln"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."- Robert Redford"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum ofhuman knowledge."- Thomas Brackett Reed"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker fore-bears, butby diligent hard work, he overcame them."- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yieldedeasily."- Charles, Count Talleyrand"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."- Forrest Tucker"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without anyaddress on it?"- Mark Twain"A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked likehe was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity."- Mark Twain"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying Iapproved of it."- Mark Twain"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."- Mae West"She is a peacock in everything but beauty."- Oscar Wilde"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."- Oscar Wilde"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."- Oscar Wilde"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."- Billy Wilder"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support, rather than illumination."- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)Love you all!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expertec Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 :lol: I have a game where you have to guess the letters to make a phrase, and it uses a lot of quotations like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 27, 2004 Report Share Posted February 27, 2004 :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 :D I'll use one of those the next time I mislay my club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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