AlanHo Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you! This must come as a great relief to drovers dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy-2004 Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 :lol: lol :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 29, 2004 Report Share Posted February 29, 2004 :P Gotcha Mate, we don't speak bloody English, we talk Strine!!That's why there are less Heart problems than British and Americans!!Have to give the Missus a Captain Cook at this, she will probably break water!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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