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Just like a Tar, to take the "Mickey" out of Mickey Mite!!!

Where do you think our Sportsmen and Women get their get up and GO!

The Motto of Vegimite is, " It puts a Rose in EVERY Cheek!!"

Sound familiar?

You Blokes couldn't supply Marmite during WW11 so we made a better one!!!

Absolutely True Story!!!!!!!

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Guest Drovers Dog

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Just to share the concern we have for old Tars!

And to slip in a Blonde Joke!

A young woman in Sydney was so depressed that she decided to end

her life by throwing herself from Harbour Bridge. She went down

to the Bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a

handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the bridge,

crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to

live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can

stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring

you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,

"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded

yes.

After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in

Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor

brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every

night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and

they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was

discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I

get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Manly Ferry."

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