Another one for the Ladies

[nellie2]

This isn't a joke... it is a statement. So I have put it in here :)

Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of

falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the

ground that aren’t as good, but easy....... So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along - the one who’s

brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples - even those who have

already been picked!

And remember ... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and

it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into

something acceptable to have dinner with.

:wub: :ph34r:

[artist]

'And remember ... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and

it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into

something acceptable to have dinner with.'

Doesn't always work!! :(

:)

[Michelle]

I'm still stomping, trying to make mine into a fine old wine :unsure:

[Besty]

At least we can pee standing up

[artist]

At least we can pee standing up

Pity the aim isn't all that good! :lol:

[Besty]

Its still more practical

[Andy-2004]

At least we can pee standing up

Pity the aim isn't all that good! :lol:

she got you there :P