artist Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Aussie blokes wife is getting ready to go out for dinner with him, she tries on a dress and asks him "does my ass look fat in this" He said "it looks like a 4 burner barbecue", she looks at him in disgust but they go out for tea, get sozzled and when they get home he slaps her on the bum and asks her if she wants to make love, so she says "I'm not firing up a 4 burner BBQ for half a sausage!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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andsome Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Absobloodylutelybrilliant. :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 :thumbup: Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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