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What Does Your Dad Do?


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Billy was at school this morning in the Outback and the teacher asked

all the children what their fathers did for a living......

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman,

Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically

quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes

in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out

with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy.

"He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say."

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:roflmao: :roflmao:

Lovely. Deserves a wider audience!

Thos. :lol: :lol: :lol:

How does 5ft 6" sound?

Can't get much wider than that.

Thos. :D

How about 35'7"?

Now you're being silly! :D :D

Thos.

Just showing that things can get wider than 5ft 6"

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:roflmao: :roflmao:

Lovely. Deserves a wider audience!

Thos. :lol: :lol: :lol:

How does 5ft 6" sound?

Can't get much wider than that.

Thos. :D

How about 35'7"?

Now you're being silly! :D :D

Thos.

Just showing that things can get wider than 5ft 6"

Whats that in big peoples measurement ??¿¿??

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:roflmao: :roflmao:

Lovely. Deserves a wider audience!

Thos. :lol: :lol: :lol:

How does 5ft 6" sound?

Can't get much wider than that.

Thos. :D

How about 35'7"?

Now you're being silly! :D :D

Thos.

Just showing that things can get wider than 5ft 6"

Whats that in big peoples measurement ??¿¿??

Quite a bit.

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