dadyassa Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.My best job was being a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.So, I retired and I found I'm perfect for the job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Hope your not finding retirement too tiring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadyassa Posted February 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Hope your not finding retirement too tiring!I still do a bit to keep me alive ;) ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Hope your not finding retirement too tiring!I still do a bit to keep me alive ;) ;)A bit of what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 I still do a bit to keep me alive ;) ;)A bit of what?Flamenco???Thos. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Try ballet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadyassa Posted February 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 I still do a bit to keep me alive ;) ;)A bit of what?Flamenco???Thos. :D :lol: :lol: no gardening and pool maintenance. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4may Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Go back to Fishing, Lounging around watching a little float in the water !! :P :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Try a game of bowls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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