dadyassa Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now, however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a *******, clueless, gobshoite!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?" "Denise," says the doctor.The new mother is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew "__________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackrat Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 GROAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 ANOTHER BIG GROAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 It made ME laugh.Thos. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadyassa Posted February 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 I thought it was deliteful ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4may Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Topically Irish. :) :) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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