mark2 Posted January 7, 2003 Report Share Posted January 7, 2003 Software Terms - Define your terms for software releases: Advanced User: A person who has managed to remove a computer from its packing materials. Power User: A person who has mastered the brightness and contrast controls on any computer monitor. American Made: Assembled in America from parts made abroad. Alpha Test Version: Too buggy to be released to the paying public. Beta Test Version: Still too buggy to be released. Release Version: Alternate pronunciation of "Beta Test Version". Sales Manager: Last week's new sales associate. Consultant: A former sales associate who has mastered at least one tenth of the dBase III Plus Manual. Systems Integrator: A former consultant who understands the term AUTOEXEC.BAT. :P :PAlsoA NERDY OUTLOOK Two software programmers meet in the park for lunch. First Software programmer, "Hey where did you get that great mountain bike? I bet it cost you a pretty penny?" Second programmer, "It was free!!" First programmer, "How did you get it free?" Second programmer, "The other day I came to this park to eat and this really beautiful woman rode up. She jumped off the bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'you can have anything you want!'" First programmer, "You were right to take the bike. I bet none of her clothes would've fit you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clint Posted January 7, 2003 Report Share Posted January 7, 2003 mark2, wicked. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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