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Tattoo disaster


AlanHo
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My mate has got a tattoo fetish and has been nagging his wife to get some tattoos - suggesting a pair of butterflies.

She eventually relented with the proviso they had to be in a place only he would be likely to see them - which was on her bum cheeks.

So she goes off to the tattooist and asks for a butterfly on each cheek - but the tattooist explains that he is not very good at butterflies but could do some bees instead.

before agreeing she phoned my mate to explain the problem and he agreed that she should have a bee on each cheek.

When she got home he was salivating to see the result - so she removed her clothes and bent over to show him.

He took one look and said "who the bloody hell is B o B"

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