illukka Posted July 4, 2003 Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 nope i'm a gartenmeister...i wear this goats head only on weekendsis the moderating team today a little sharper than usually? just got meself a warning from the post before.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madboy33 Posted July 4, 2003 Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 monkey hangerYES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted July 4, 2003 Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 ................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted July 4, 2003 Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 Mods must have got the sherry out. :o Looks like they are firing warnings off willy nilly. :D illukkaPlease excuse my ignorance but what is a gartenmeister? :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illukka Posted July 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 i just wanted all the women here to know how G*** * ** ** ***here you go :i edited this on out myself.. can you delete the warnings now pleezecan i quote a david allan coe song without getting a warning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted July 4, 2003 Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 Sounds like a wheat beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illukka Posted July 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 hmm would the correct english word be a gardener? i grow young gardeners at this school.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted July 4, 2003 Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 All I can think of is :huh: ood I am in bed ;) no not me, the missing words. :angry: :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northamuk Posted July 4, 2003 Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 How about Master Gardener. And You can't grow young gardeners, although you can teach them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted July 4, 2003 Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 Flipping heck. You GROW young gardeners. :o :o What compost do you use? :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illukka Posted July 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 well our students tend to be very young.. so they must be grown to make good gardeners... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted July 4, 2003 Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 Stick with the goats....they cannot type............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illukka Posted July 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 compost... just plain old cow****everything grows well if given a good dose of it B) we're organic here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted July 4, 2003 Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 They also have a by-product that is good for growing. :o No not that you mucky lot. ;) Goats milk, great for kids ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illukka Posted July 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 yez you can use goats milk as a punishment.. do it or i'll make you drink this :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted July 4, 2003 Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 Speaking of the subject of organic manure. Bit like my posts. :o What do you find the best, cow, pig, hen. :rolleyes: I always find hen has the best nitrate concentration, but stinks. :( Pig, just stinks and is to liquefied. :angry: Cow is tolerable and does a reasonable job. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illukka Posted July 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2003 well i like cows because its the most plentiful.. we have 70 cows here so its not going to run out.. cow is good for onion garlic cabbage whateverpig is good for leek, it stays in the soil better, thus giving a longer lasting effecthen has the most nutrients in it but here you would have to buy itand horse is best for fruits and berries, N:P:K just right when it has matured in compost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted July 5, 2003 Report Share Posted July 5, 2003 Another sensible post turned into a load of s**t again! :D :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted July 5, 2003 Report Share Posted July 5, 2003 Yes but it is organic.............. so it is good for you!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted July 5, 2003 Report Share Posted July 5, 2003 The man over the road is an 'organic' gardener. He sends over lettuces, strawberries and other things - all crawling with widlife. :( Give me insecticides anyday! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted July 5, 2003 Report Share Posted July 5, 2003 illukka What sort of cows are you working with. :o 70 you say. :lol: Most of my experiences are of jersey and fresians. Milking anywere from 50 upto 350. I was one of the first to use the computerized feeding system, there's the computer bit. I did a lot of A.I. in the early days. ;) Then tried my hand with pigs. Ranging from 100 - 950 sows. Also taking up A.I. in the early days, around 1973. :o Do you A.I. your cows or is this classed as non-organic. :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted July 5, 2003 Report Share Posted July 5, 2003 Now there's a debatable point Mr. Simian Dangler. Are cows that are "treated" to A.I. classified as organic or non-organic produce or does this only apply tp any happy outcome? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted July 5, 2003 Report Share Posted July 5, 2003 Bump, as they say in PCA. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popeye Posted July 5, 2003 Report Share Posted July 5, 2003 Hello. This thread has suddenly gone quiet!Perhaps it was the lack of BULL***T? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted July 5, 2003 Report Share Posted July 5, 2003 popeyeBrings up a very salient point. "Perhaps it was the lack of BULL***T?" :D This is known to be one of the best organic fertilizers, ***T is the crude word.Apart from bull beef herds, were the male of the species is not castrated for growth purposes, e.g. D.L.W.G.The bull is actually a rare commodity and so it's by products. Most male offspring are reared for the veal market as there carcases tend to be on the tough side.Only the very best, usually served by A.I. are kept, for breeding stock.As the bull consumes larger amounts of nutrition, the digestive system takes selected vitamins and minerals to increase the amount of, excuse me, sperm. The excess is unused and produces a high quality manure.Of course there is a large population of male cattle roaming around, but these are off breeds that are acceptable for marketing. These animals are always castrated and there fore do not eat or produce the sort of dung rich in nitrates and phosphates.Which brings me to my conclusion.That I am talking a load of uncastrated bull.or b*lls :lol: My next piece shall be on the reproductive cycle of the pig. :o All here 9a.m. Monday sharp. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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