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Pregnant women and toddlers from low income families are to get free fruit and vegetables under a new scheme. The government's Healthy Start scheme will provide parents with vouchers to buy fruit and vegetables, as well as milk and formula for babies.

...and formula for babies.????

I didn't know there was a formula for babies.

Does it appear in the text books?

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I didn't know there was a formula for babies.

Does it appear in the text books?

+I don't know the exact mathematical formula but it must be roughly :-

Passion plus opportunity minus inhibitions minus contraception plus desire equals Pa over Ma to the power of sex.

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The problem is that many of these families wouldn't know what to do with fresh food. I have seen many occasions when such people have been interviewed on television, with a fag in their hand. A large TV standing in the corner, and they have come out with such statements as, "I can't afford fresh vegetables on our income, all we can afford is fish and chips." While this conversation is going on, little Johny is sitting in front of the large TV playing the latest TV game, and wearing his replica football shirt.

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