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gordythegouge
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Subject: Council Tax

Council tax revaluation officers want to charge us more if we live in a

nice area.

Surely that ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough

areas?

We have a huge council house in our street.

The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce

dogs.

Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate,

but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist

comments.

A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's

Girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone

thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in

nightclubs.

The family's odd antics are always in the papers.

They are out of control............

Honestly..... who'd live near Windsor Castle?

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