monkeyhanger Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 How To Get to Heaven "If I sold my house and my car,had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class. "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?" Again the answer was,"NO!" "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I asked them again. Once more they all answered, "NO!" "Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, "Then how can I get into heaven?" A five-year -old boy shouted out, "YOU GOT TO BE DEAD!" :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 :D I love kids (roasted with a bit of gravy) ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moon Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark2 Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 I love kids (roasted with a bit of gravy)I couldn't eat a whole one tho :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey Posted August 2, 2003 Report Share Posted August 2, 2003 mmm bisto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 3, 2003 Report Share Posted August 3, 2003 mmm bistonow thats just evil!!!wheres that monkey hanger when you need him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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