monkeyhanger Posted August 2, 2003 Report Share Posted August 2, 2003 Sadly, Dave was born without ears. And although he proved to be successful in business, his lack of ears annoyed him greatly. One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Dave asked "Do you notice anything different about me?" "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears" came the reply. He did not appreciate his candour and threw him out of the office. The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. And he asked her the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" "Well," she said, stammering, "you have no ears." Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage. The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was handsome and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact lenses, don't you?" Dave was shocked and realised this was an incredibly observant person. "How in the world did you know that?", he asked. The young man then fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no flipping ears!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popeye Posted August 2, 2003 Report Share Posted August 2, 2003 B) :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Smith Posted August 2, 2003 Report Share Posted August 2, 2003 I once knew this guy with no arms or legs. He wanted to be an olympic swimmer. Don't really know what happened to him, but in case you meet him, his name was Bob.Mr. M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey Posted August 2, 2003 Report Share Posted August 2, 2003 lol lol not to you Mr. Invincible Mouse to the joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 3, 2003 Report Share Posted August 3, 2003 Not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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