doug Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 And God said to Noah "You are my one true and faithful servant. I'm going to have a clear out and start again. I want you to build me an Ark, then collect 2 of every species of animals that you can catch. One of each gender for I am going to make it rain and flood the whole world." So this Noah did.And then it rained and duly flooded the world. When the rain had stopped Noah sent out some animals until he was sure that the flood had subsided. He then released all the animals. And they started begetting on with all the birds and bees stuff.Noah was taking a well earned rest one day when God spoke to him again. "Noah, I want you to build me another Ark". "same as before God? I've still got the plans". "Not quite this time make it twice as wide and four times higher, divided into hundreds of rooms". "And catch 2 of each species again?" "No, I want you to put a Carp in each room"."Why?" asked Noah."In my vision of how the Earth will now evolve I see cities and roads and cars and lorries but no where to put them. So I've decided that you will build a Multi-storey Carp Ark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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