doug Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 What do you call a blind dinosaur?..............................................A doyouthinkhesaurusWhat do they sing at a snowmans birthday party?........................Freeze a jolly good fellowWhat kind of sweet goes swinging through the jungle?..................Tarzi-panWhat's the most popular gardening magazine in the world?............Weeder's digestWhat do you get if you cross an orange with a comedian?.............Peels of laughterWhat would you get if all the cars in Britain were red?..................A red carnationWhat is red and stands in the corner?.........................................A naughty frogHow do monkeys make toast?...................................................Stick some bread under a gorillaWhat do you get if you cross a cowboy with an octopus?..............Billy the squidWhat do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?.............An alarm cluck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Telegraph or Beano 1946?I am surprised we have had no Groans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I will send them to my twelve year old granddaughter. She may groan of course. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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