Guest LB Posted August 3, 2003 Report Share Posted August 3, 2003 An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget manylittle things around the house. They were afraid that this could bedangerous, as one of them may accidently forget to turn off the stove andthus cause a fire. So, they decided to go see their physician to get somehelp. Their physician told them that many people their age find it useful towrite themselves little notes as reminders. The elderly couple thought thissounded wonderful, and left the doctor's office very pleased with the advice.When they got home, the wife said, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchenand get me a dish of ice cream? And why don't you write that down so youwon't forget?""Nonsense," said the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream!""Well," said the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries on it. You betterwrite that down, because I know you'll forget.""Don't be silly," replied the husband. "A dish of ice cream and somestrawberries. I can remember that!""OK, dear, but I'd like you to put some whipped cream on top. Now you'dreally better write it down now. You'll forget," said the wife."Come now, my memory's not all that bad," said the husband. "No problem--adish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream."With that, the husband shut the kitchen door behind him. The wife could hearhim getting out pots and pans, and making some noise inconsistent with hispreparing a dish of ice cream, strawberries, and whipped cream. He emergedfrom the kitchen about 15 minutes later.Walking over to his wife, he presented her with a plate of bacon and eggs.The wife took one look at the plate, glanced up at her husband and said,"Hey, where's the toast?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 3, 2003 Report Share Posted August 3, 2003 Yes I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo Posted August 3, 2003 Report Share Posted August 3, 2003 Does it sound familiar Andsome? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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