catgate Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Little lad across the road is in for a surprise in the morning.He has been a little sod just lately and apart from a foul mouth he has been very disobedient and extremely rude to his granny. He was told a few weeks ago that if he did not mend his ways Santa would not be coming.His dad has just popped across to say that the lad had gone to bed and left his "pillow case" on the kitchen table, with the usual glass of sherry and a mince pie. Dad had been out into the farm yard across and brought in a few lumps of horse muck and popped that in the pillow case, So we will see what happens in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Santa ?Bah humbug ! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 We saw the young lad in question this morning and asked him if Santa had been and what he had left.He said,"Oh yes he's been. He left me a bloody pony but the damn thing had buggered off," Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Like it. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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