monkeyhanger Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?". The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things ..... 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal. 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." :smart: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 I think the blondes came off almost the best in that??? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 Now I do like that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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