Guest LB Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator. "Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies. "Okay, where do you live?" "In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies. "No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks fustratedly. "Duh! Big Red Truck!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 One day, a blonde went to a ventriloquist show. During the show, the ventriloquist used his "dummy" to make fun of blondes. The crowd roared with laughter, but the blonde was angry. Outraged, she stood up and said, "How dare you make fun of blondes!" The ventriloquist replied saying, "Madam, I'm very sorry. But it's just part of the act." The blonde screamed, "You shutup! I'm talking to the little man on your knee!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde had just robbed a bank and they were trying to escape from the cops. They ran down an alley and saw three huge potato sacks. They hopped inside just in time, and the cops didn't see them. Puzzled, the cops looked at the bags suspiciously. One cop kicked the brunette's bag, she meowed, and the cop thought nothing of it. He then kicked the redhead's bag, she made a clanking noise with her shoes, and the cop thought it was just some garbage. Then he moved on to the blonde's bag. He kicked it and she said "Potatoes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." The redhead placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead and said, "All is fair. Here is your money." The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again" :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 I'm gonna dye my hair BLACK!!! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 5, 2003 Report Share Posted August 5, 2003 you'll still know that you are really blonde though artist :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 All winners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 :o :D :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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