artist Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again.HOW TO SATISFY A MAN: Show up naked with food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 SPOT ON!!! Although Beer would be taken as a substitute should the food be rotten! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 Sounds about right to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 and your point is???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 ...Why can't a man be more like a woman? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySD Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 ...Why can't a man be more like a woman?Now wheres the fun in that????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir T Fireball Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 ...Why can't a man be more like a woman?then who would remove the spiders from the bath??? <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 7, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 ...Why can't a man be more like a woman?then who would remove the spiders from the bath??? <_>You've got me there!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 ...Why can't a man be more like a woman? :)Coz insurance would be sky high.......what with all the car accident claims and all! :P :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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