artist Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 Benefits of being Female * We got off the T*tanic first.* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecologicaldisorder excuses..* We get to flirt with systems support men who always returnour calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyonebeing suspect of our sexuality.* When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.* We don't have to get our strength up between sessions...and it's much easier for us to get "some" in the first place..* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous -guys look like complete idiots in ours.* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.* We can cry and get off speeding fines.* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearinginappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.* Taxis stop for us.* We've never fancied a cartoon character or the centralfigure in a computer game.* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 :o :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Benefits of being Female * We got off the Titanic first.Didn't know you were that old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 7, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 'old' is all in the mind too!My 94 year old neighbour just moved to be nearer her family and has just BOUGHT A FLAT!!!Now that's optimism! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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