artist Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 :o :D :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 LIKE 'EM. Hope they are not deleted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 7, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Surely not - It's all in the mind! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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