Guest LB Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 As part of their "ranch" holiday, a guy takes his wife hunting. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, "If you shoot a deer, be sure you don't let anybody else say he's the one who shot it. Otherwise, he'll take the deer from you. The deer belongs to whoever shoots it." The guy goes to his own blind. Ten minutes later, he hears his wife shooting from her blind nearby. He rushes over and finds her pointing her rifle at a cowboy who's shouting, "OK, lady, OK! You can have the goddamn deer! Just lemme get my saddle off it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 What, no blond reference!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Smith Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Can't be blonde. She managed to shoot the rifle!! :P Mr. M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 8, 2003 Report Share Posted August 8, 2003 Can't be blonde. She managed to shoot the rifle!! :P Mr. M.Even blonde's can accidentally do things right at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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