Guest LB Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said,"We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror,the officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?A:Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Top Ten Blonde Inventions1) The water-proof towel2) Solar powered flashlight3) Submarine screen door4) A book on how to read5) Inflatable dart board6) A dictionary index7) Ejector seat in a helicopter8) Powdered water9) Pedal-powered wheel chair10) Water-proof tea bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popeye Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Lived Backwards, your living dangerously! :blink: Hows your warning % B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 What did we ever do to deserve all that? Sob! Sob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 What did we ever do to deserve all that? Sob! Sob!Don't get upset dear, blonde's do have some good points. (I'll think of some in a minute). Well maybe later when I have much more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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