artist Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 THE PRICEIn the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where theirfamily member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm thebearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The onlyhope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's anexperimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for thebrain yourselves."The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a greatlength of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for afemale brain."The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eyecontact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to controlhis curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is themale brain so much more?"The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said,"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of thefemale brains, because they've been used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 Go and stand in the corner artist, then write out 500 lines, "I must not malign the superior sex". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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