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Todays Blonde Joke


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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house

ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and

reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9

unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer

approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman ran out on

the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat

down on the steps put her face in her hands and moaned, "I come home

to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and

what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman!"

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