Guest Nellie2 Posted August 17, 2003 Report Share Posted August 17, 2003 Genuine Statements For Car Insurance ClaimsThe telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end.The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over himI told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.I thought my window was down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment.A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Surely this is a list of statements from BLONDE drivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Surely this is a list of statements from BLONDE driversBlonde WOMEN drivers!!! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmbisto Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Nah, DEFINITELY bloke drivers :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Nah, DEFINITELY bloke drivers :PThe reason men are bad drivers is because thay are SO sure that they're good ones! :D Did you follow that? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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