Guest LB Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic. "I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I am twenty-seven years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman! Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman?" The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well-built, handsome man. "I can make you feel like a woman," was his reply. He started walking slowly down the isle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles. He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes and said... "Iron this!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 wheres the bloody dinner....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Brilliant! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Try wearing a bra...The contant starring from you fellarrrs...The yap yap of you; my girlfriends...Oh i could go on but i got his ironing to do...:lol:Wooo i felt like a women. :unsure: :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 You lot haven't got a clue!!! Not one little tiny inkling........... I feel so sorry for you!!! B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Don't feel sorry for us Nell, just feel jealous because we're superior beings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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