artist Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet."My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's bloody heavy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 groan........ :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 An old one, but still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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