AlanHo Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 55 in the work force. - Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings - Unemployment fixed. 2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Ten million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed. 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed. 4) They must ensure their grand kids go to school / college /university - Crime rate fixed 5) They must buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week - there's your money back in duty / tax etc It can't get any easier than that! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Sounds sense to me. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 Too simple for this lot to understand. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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