Chris Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when yourpint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into acalculator. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have afire in your back garden.10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call yourteacher mum or dad.18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at thefirst given opportunity.19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half waythrough and then raced against the flush.21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.24) You never ever run out of salt.25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've gotyour hand or head stuck in something.28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had theirarm broken by a swan.30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on anupturned plug.31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of woodspecifically to stir paint with.33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.34) Bricks are horrible to carry.35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spikeychris Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 LOL :D Very true each and every one. Peter Kay presents in Lancs sometimes and is a very nice chappie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 its all true........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir T Fireball Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 I got an arm broken by a Swan :unsure: To cut a long story short, I borrowed a tenner from the local Mallard loan shark and didn't make the repayments in good time.ok, ok, I was queueing up to get on a rowing boat in the local park and the Swan went beserk on me :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 29, 2003 Report Share Posted August 29, 2003 7 and 11 - :lol: very funny.20 and 23 - how very strange!!! :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted August 30, 2003 Report Share Posted August 30, 2003 Number 15 do's it for me :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 Peter Kay is Just a living Legend! He's by far the funniest man this century! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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