AlanHo Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 EVENING CLASSES STARTING SEPTEMBERCLASSES FOR MENTopic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. CLASSES FOR WOMENWomen think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone BeforeTopic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making DepositsTopic 3. Parties: Going Without New OutfitsTopic 4. Bathroom Etiquette : His Razor is HisTopic 5. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the FirstTopic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging.Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN AcquireTopic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang UpTopic 9. Introduction to ParkingTopic 10. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a SpaceTopic 11. Water Retention: Fact or FatTopic 12. Cooking : Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and ButterTopic 13. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not HisTopic 14. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like ToTopic 15. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already HaveTopic 16. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women NoticeTopic 17. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All TogetherTopic 18. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs BothTopic 19. TV Remotes: For Men Only Topic 20. Shopping Without Dropping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 Just about sums up the status quo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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