Guest Nellie2 Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 Romeo and Juliet, Internet Version--------------------- Act 1 -----------------------Login:Romeo : R u awake? Want 2 chat?Juliet: O Rom. Where4 art thou?Romeo: Outside yr window.Juliet: Stalker!Romeo: Had 2 come. feeling jiggy.Juliet: B careful. My family h8 u.Romeo: Tell me about it. What about u?Juliet: 'm up for marriage f u are.. Is tht a bit fwd?Romeo: No. Yes. No. Oh, dsnt mat-r, 2moro @ 9?Juliet: Luv U xxxxRomeo: CU then xxxx--------------------- Act 2 -----------------------Friar: Do u?Juliet: I doRomeo: I do--------------------- Act 3 -----------------------Juliet: Come bck 2 bed. It's the nightingale not the lark.Romeo: OKJuliet: !!! I ws wrong !!!. It's the lark. U gotta go. Or die.Romeo: Damn. I shouldn't hv wasted Tybalt & gt banished.Juliet: When CU again?Romeo: Soon. Promise. Dry sorrow drinks our blood. Adieu.Juliet: Miss u big time.--------------------- Act 4 -----------------------Nurse: Yr mum says u have 2 marry Paris!!Juliet: No way. Yuk yuk yuk. n-e-way, am mard 2 Rom.--------------------- Act 5 -----------------------Friar: Really? O no. U wl have 2 take potion that makes u look ded.Juliet: Gr8.--------------------- Act 6 -----------------------Romeo: J-why r u not returning my texts?Romeo: RUOK? Am abroad but phone still works.Romeo: TEXT ME!Batty: Bad news. J dead. Sorry m8.--------------------- Act 7 -----------------------Romeo: J-wish u wr able 2 read this...am now poisoning & and climbingin yr grave. LUV U Ju xxxx--------------------- Act 8 -----------------------Juliet: R-got yr text! Am alive! Ws faking it! Whr RU? Oh...Friar: Vry bad situation.Juliet: Nightmare. LUVU2. Always. Dagger.Ow!!!Logout.......! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 Very good! :lol: :lol: :lol:The romance got lost along the way though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 Good summary, who needs romance. Best to get right down to it. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 Good summary, who needs romance. Best to get right down to it. :PBl***y typical male comment! :angry: We ladies like a bit of romancing! :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 come out with me artist, i'll show you romance....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 Aaaah! :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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